[quote=MN3]had a guy walk up to me on the beach a few weeks ago
he asked, "can you get them pontoons in the air?"
I said, "enought tnt - i am sure they would go airborne"
He said, " no, i mean while sailing"
i said "oh, fly a hull? yes in about 8 knots of air - no problem"
He asked "will you take me"
me - "no"
He asked "why not"
me - "your not pretty enough, and i don't take strangers out on my boat"
he asked "what if i pay you $40"
me - "no, i am not a commercial skipper, and if something happened out there - $40 wouldn't even pay my parking at the court house, let alone the 10000's in fines and jail"
He points to an attractive young lady sunbathing close to us "would you take her"
me - "in a fat second" :)[/quote]
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