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On the Wire - Humor
Vol 3 - Issue 4 December 1998

Top Ten Rejected Snacks to Take on the Boat When Racing

By Bill Mattson

10. A Turkey.

9. A Boiling Hot Cauldron of Clam Chowder.

8. Snausages

7. Anything with the word flambe' in it.

6. BBQ Pork Spare Ribs with extra sauce and grill.

5. Unrefrigerated sushi.

4. Unrefrigerated egg salad sandwiches with a side of sushi.

3. Pork and beans.

2. Spaghetti.

1. An entire roast suckling pig.

Bill Mattson
mattson@earthlink.net

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