| Vol 2 - Issue 8 | July/August 1998 |
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The right person in the right position By Rob Morse You have heard of the declining numbers of beach cat sailors. This decline has effected even the internet. Fearing the demise of our virtual sailing school, The Rusty Spinnaker, I am seeking positions for our staff. I hope the readers of "On the Wire" will find the appropriate use for our staff and the consultants upon which we rely. I present to you, our staff- SAILING CREW Sailing tactician- Vera Lee Our foredeck anchoring crew- Rusty Rhodes and Misty Moore Our Celestial Navigator- Miss Star Ree Course plots by Rusty Marks Night foredeck watch- I. C. Waters and Miss T Vu Fleet spiritual advisor- Hobie Juan Kenobie Sailing school disciplinarian is Euell B. Baits. OPERATIONS SUPPORT STAFF Our Provisioners- Mora Penny, Selma Soul and Less S. Moore Our director of crew Accommodations- Dusty Sheets and Leona Helmsalee Our Boat Trailer Driver and artist-ToLoose LaTrack Ships Plumbers- Grey Watters and Headly Reams Sail Repair by Euripedes Salles Harbor pilots- Rex A. Shore and Sandy Bar Centerboard and rudder repair (From Jamaica)- Sandy Boardman Fiberglass Hull Repair by Ichi Bahn and Ima Glasser Crew gossup collumnist- Emmaley Stern Post TECHNICAL STAFF Keel boat satbility calculations- Ilene Moore Multihull stability calculations by Ilene Wright Spar and Rigging by Higham "Too Tall" Riggs Hull Hydrodynamicist- Max Knots Weatherman- Buefort Scale Dermatologist and Sunblock tester- Fairly Burns The archivist of Nautical anchoring horror stories- Long Chainey Vestibular Motion sensitivity tests by Chuck Hurley Our ships surgeon- Doc Bumpers BUSINESS STAFF Our Government Lobbyist -"Jessie" Lee Helms Used Multihull brockerage by Rex Moore and Warren T Sales Rob Morse jmorse@jps.net Back to Humor |